OXYmoronic, said the misanthropic humanitarian

enforce peace
authentic replica
burning cold
friendly war
wooden irons
liberal conservative
modern history


minor disaster
minor miracle
misanthropic humanitarian
necessary evil
recycling dump
somewhat destroyed
UN designated safe haven
vigorously ignoring
violent agreement
well-preserved ruins
Wilderness management
act naturally
friendly fire
new classic

-some are good, some not so good. All have been used in all seriousness – bless journalism.
I actually disagree with “misanthropic humanitarian” being impossible- I am one. But my favourite is “UN designated safe haven, or possibly “enforce peace”. Brilliant. In a moronic way.